Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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