I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
This house was built for laser tag.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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