I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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