Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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