i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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