CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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