you win again, gameday.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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