Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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