i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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