can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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