What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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