Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He did a backflip because drugs
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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