i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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