im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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