so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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