The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
50% drunk capacity currently
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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