ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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