shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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