now i know why i became what i already was.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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