trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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