It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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