i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it's not cheating when I paid for it
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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