he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
the raccoons are back...
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