I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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