Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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