I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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