Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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