absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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