So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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