chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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