He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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