I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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