Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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