He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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