what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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