Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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