Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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