I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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