I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
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I am spending my child support on dildos
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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