And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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