I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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