But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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