you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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