I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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