I will die if light touches me.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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