No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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