do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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