i barfeds in our rink
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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