do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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