Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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