is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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