It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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