he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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