Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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