we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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